ARIES  {March 21 - April 20} : You’ve got the magic touch this month and your sex life should be hotter than ever, provided you’ve cleaned up the wreckage of your past.  You know you have the reputation of  “I, me, me, meeing” your way through lovers, so if you haven’t made a point to stop it, do, and you’ll find the best sexual sparks ever this month.  It’s the reward of thinking about more than just you. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 55, 41, 16 45, 46 19

TAURUS  {April 21 to May 21} : You ol’ sensual bull.  Remember that children’s fairy tale about Ferdinand the Bull?  He didn’t want to go into the bullfighting ring; he just wanted to graze in the grass and boink the cows.  I may have added a little something to the story, but you get the point.  It’s time to add massage to your love making repertoire and I hear cherries are in season.  Just lay back and open your mouth, you lucky thing. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 1, 5, 6, 9, 40, 11

GEMINI  {May 22 -June 23} : They don’t call you the sexy talker for nothing!  It’s gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight when you drop your voice an octave and begin whispering sweet nothings.  This would also be a great time for you to leave little notes for your lover in surprise places and go get those hands of yours a manicure.  No scratching allowed this month, unless you’re going to pull our hair too. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 4, 19, 23, 24, 6, 8

CANCER  {June 24 - July 23} : Put all your fears about love aside this month, and for God’s sake, get rid of that flannel nightgown.  It’s summer time already!  With the magic envelope up to my forehead I see you naked a lot this summer.  Especially this month, check the peephole in the front door before opening it because not only will you surprise your lover, but the pizza delivery person too. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 5, 31, 4, 22, 29, 8

LEO  {July 24 - August 22} : Happy birthday Kevin & Bruce, you ol’ horned dog Leo’s!  We’ve all been waiting for this time of year so we can celebrate your birthdays with you.  No one throws a party like a Leo and few have the cops called on their big bashes like you guys do.  So, have fun, get laid and invite the neighbors over so there won’t be anyone left to report indecent noises coming out of the pool.  By the way, if you’re dating or married to a Leo, just scratch them behind the ears a little, rub them under the chin and they’ll follow you straight to bed…or the floor…or to the side of the pool. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 7, 26, 28, 8, 3

VIRGO  {August 24 - September 22} : Oh, mother of God!  You Virgo’s are truly the nastiest of nasties!  Oh sure, you pretend to be straight-laced and ever so proper, but word on the street has it that once behind closed doors and windows and eyes, you fairly overflow with hot, raw sex.  It comes as a surprise to most of us because you’re so quiet we hardly ever think of you, but you’re the best surprise in the bedroom, God forbid it should be anywhere unclean.  And, you’re also the best-kept secret in the neighborhood.  Lucky Numbers 18, 23, 35, 31, 11, 9  (Did you notice all the numbers were odd???  You got it.)

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 18, 23, 35, 31, 11, 9

LIBRA  {September 23 - October 23} :

Take a hint from Virgo, not all sex has to be beautiful, warm, inviting and aesthetically refined.  Go for it this month.  Let it all hang out and try something new, like breaking a sweat!  Don’t worry about whether your screams of passion can be heard by the neighbors, just shut the windows and turn up Ravel’s Bolero.  There, you have classical music and unbridled passion at the same time. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 7, 14, 10, 11, 29, 21

SCORPIO  {October 24 - November 22} : Put on the blindfold, shut the lights and don’t plan on leaving for a month.  Scorpio’s take hostages and when they’re done, they have a wicked grin and we are out of breath, mal-nourished and dehydrated.  But man, mama never told me sex was supposed to be like THAT!  Hot damn!   There are more bow-legged female partners of a Scorpio, and raked backs of the poor males who unwittingly get into bed, or a dungeon, with a female Scorpio than any other sign of the zodiac. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 8, 16, 21, 30, 40, 17

SAGITTARIUS  {November 23 - December 21} : Infamously single, Sag’s are famous for being the last to settle down.  But they do have fun when it comes to their sex life.  I know one Sag who boasted inventing the mile high club in his helicopter, another who couldn’t wait to get home so she had a quickie in the parking lot of the bar and still another who found their favorite outdoor sport turned out to be sex.  You are SO athletic and your partner’s better be too. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 27, 26, 9, 10, 44, 51

CAPRICORN  {December 22 - January 20} :

My mother used to tell me that still waters run deep, and that sure holds true for you Capricorns.  Much like your brothers and sisters over there in Virgo, you all are raunchy, bawdy and insatiable corporate-types who like to do it with your suits still on and preferably across the board room table.  You choose your partners carefully and prefer those whom you can teach.  Sex is an art for you, one where you expect successful results. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 48, 49, 59, 31, 12, 6

AQUARIUS  {January 21 - February 19} : You all are some of the weirdest sexual partners in the UNIVERSE!  I heard a complaint one time from a woman who said her Aquarian lover never used deodorant and was constantly sniffing her underarms.  And, to top it off, he thought it would be spiritually enlightening if they would practice Tantric sex.  Do you know what that stuff is???  You’re supposed to experience sexual ecstasy while having sex and not moving, or some such insanity.  She left him. 

Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 12, 30, 29, 39, 27, 4

PISCES  {February 20 - March 20} : A Pisces will follow you to the ends of the earth and service you as often as you like, wherever you like and however you like.  They make some of the most accommodating lovers in the zodiac.  If you’re into attaining spiritual enlightenment, just plug ‘em in.  If not, just tell them what you want and don’t be afraid to voice your fantasies.  They’ll love you forever! 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 40, 49, 14, 12, 8, 9